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I have noticed lately that scrolling down to enter my age on a website has become quite a lengthy exercise...
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'Thus I am tormented by my curiosity and humbled by my ignorance.' from History of an Old Bramin, The New York Mirror (A Weekly Journal Devoted to Literature and the Fine Arts), February 16th 1833.:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_33809.png |
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Had a call with my team at work today, with people dialling in from different offices. The phone in one office kept cutting in and out and I referenced Norman Collier. The boss pointed out that of about a dozen people on the line, only she and I are old enough to know what i was on about.
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| Quote: bren2k "I have noticed lately that scrolling down to enter my age on a website has become quite a lengthy exercise...'"
That (and my 27yr old daughter announcing I'm going to become a Grandfather) |
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[color=#000000:ogl9gbum]"Back home we got a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him."[/color:ogl9gbum]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_50733.jpg |
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The last pair of chinos I bought for work were 97% cotton 3% elastane. Feel the stretch.
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It just feels wrong, especially when my lad is stood next to me!! |
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“At last, a real, Tory budget,” Daily Mail 24/9/22
"It may be that the honourable gentleman doesn't like mixing with his own side … but we on this side have a more convivial, fraternal spirit." Jacob Rees-Mogg 21/10/21
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| Quote: Mild Rover "Had a call with my team at work today, with people dialling in from different offices. The phone in one office kept cutting in and out and I referenced Norman Collier. The boss pointed out that of about a dozen people on the line, only she and I are old enough to know what i was on about.'"
Myself & a colleague (him late 30s) were discussing a meeting with a consultant who turns out to be called Paul King. Obviously I broke out into "Love and Pride". Colleague looks at me bemused. Turns out he was 4 when it came out  |
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einstien said insanity is when a person does the same thing over and over again but expects a different result: |
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When I was doing a job last week and the 28 year old client said you used to go to school with my dad
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| Quote: Karen "It just feels wrong, especially when my lad is stood next to me!!'"
Try Cougar then! |
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My 11+ paper was written in Latin.
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Buying myself a t-shirt that reads "I may be old but at least I got to see all the good bands"
Seriously considering buying Long Johns (man tights) so I don't get cold at matches.
I'm 40 FFS!!!  |
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| Quote: SaleSlim "Seriously considering buying Long Johns (man tights) so I don't get cold at matches.
I'm 40 FFS!!! ![]()
I've been wearing them since I was 30 - call them 'skins' to imply some kind of technical, sportswear connotation - you'll feel better.
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When I realised I’m older than my girlfriend’s grandad. In my defence they do have children at a younger age in Cambodia.
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| Quote: Maccbull_BigBullyBooaza "When I realised I’m older than my girlfriend’s grandad. In my defence they do have children at a younger age in Cambodia.'"
Edit Durham Giant. Very funny but too far over the line to be left Edit |
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I was in the barbers a couple of weeks ago and when the lad cutting hair asked what I wanted I said "Oh the usual Martin Freeman-alike" haircut.
He'd no idea who Martin Freeman was. When I mentioned The Office he looked blank and said he didn't watch much old telly.
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“At last, a real, Tory budget,” Daily Mail 24/9/22
"It may be that the honourable gentleman doesn't like mixing with his own side … but we on this side have a more convivial, fraternal spirit." Jacob Rees-Mogg 21/10/21
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When I stopped going to the barbers 20 years ago & started cutting my own.
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HOW MANY TIMES?????
£20 a ticket and £15 on beer and merchandise.....so an away fan is worth £35. At best, 1,000 is the average away support split across 11 rounds and I am being really generous here, so Toronto, replacing say Wakefield will cost a SL club £35,000.
The minimum turnover of a SL club is £4,000,000 so Toronto instead of Widnes is worth less than 1% of a SL clubs turnover.
There are many valid reasons for and against expansion into America, but "AWAY FANS" isn't one of them. 
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