You big tart! They're only big mice but with longer tails

Rats make very good pets, don't smell if you clean their cage and are very often found snuggled around their owners neck nibbling their ears. Or is that what you wish you were going to do instead of it being her rat

Your right mate ... they get a bad press, just like spiders.
Phobias passed down the generations.
Not that they aren't associated with filthy places, just like most of us are ,.,,,

There is of course one big issue that you just can't dance around with the "Rats make good pets" argument - rats pee everywhere, they have very little bladder control and they "mark" everywhere with their urine, your pet rat is ing down your back while he's sat on your shoulder nibbling your ears.

24 sachets of bait in Wilkinsons for £2 - bargain.

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Their Rat Forum is about as riveting as this one has been recently.

Well I'm not giving it to the missus am I?

pet rats and the rats that get into your garage are completely different creatures, imagine taking two identical dogs from a litter and throwing one out to fend for itself (assuming it does alright for itself in terms of scavenging and shagging) and one is kept at home. A few generations down the line you'll have completely different dogs.

I've got some Warfarin for the little blighters if they fancy some.

No need to divulge your sexual complications on here.

Damn, the doctor swore he wouldn't tell anybody.

You can borrow our Jack Russell he can catch anything that squeaks.

A rat to catch rats.
Does it go beserk when you and your lass are getting all jiggy-jiggy?