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| Quote: Sibbs Rhinos "Sorry, I forgot the fact that you were the most hilarious person on these boards.'"
A very kind acknowledgement. I mean, I don't even know when I'm being funny half the time.
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51653_1307355797.gif [color=#0000FF:35xquhf5][b:35xquhf5]"...……. et jusqu’a ma mort je me rappellerai chaque seconde de ce matin de janvier."[/b:35xquhf5][/color:35xquhf5]
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| Quote: WIZEB "Keep the faith Peg. Law of averages. Somebody will post a funny joke on this thread, sometime this year.'"
Quote: WIZEB "Sorry, I forgot the fact that you were the most hilarious person on these boards.'"
Fair do' s Sibbs, WIZEB always makes the girls laugh. When he drops his trousers!
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| Quote: peggy "WIZEB wrote:Keep the faith Peg. Law of averages. Somebody will post a funny joke on this thread, sometime this year.
Fair do' s Sibbs, WIZEB always makes the girls laugh. When he drops his trousers!
I thought we were friends.
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I looked a right fool on the bus this morning!!
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| BBC News: Fabio Capello resigns from the England job. An Italian abandoning a sinking ship, who would have thought it?
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| Conjunctivitus.com
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| Premature ejaculator seeks tall , blonde , tanned , curvaceous...
ooops.. Too late . It doesn't matter now .
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| Quote: Blazingsmoke Bronco "Conjunctivitus.com
Now there’s a site for sore eyes'"
Hi Tim
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| Quote: roversmad "Hi Tim
Quite. But I'm positive I first heard that joke well over a year ago - via someone on facebook iirc. Seems to have won joke of the year on 'borrowed' material.
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Quote: Cronus "Quite. But I'm positive I first heard that joke well over a year ago - via someone on facebook iirc. Seems to have won joke of the year on 'borrowed' material.'"
Quite.
Optrex actually used it themselves in a poster and TV campaign several years ago.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-lNB7Fo08I
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Quote: Cronus "Quite. But I'm positive I first heard that joke well over a year ago - via someone on facebook iirc. Seems to have won joke of the year on 'borrowed' material.'"
Quite.
Optrex actually used it themselves in a poster and TV campaign several years ago.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-lNB7Fo08I
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| Not been on here for a while, so here goes
I got a Valentine's card from MoonPig the other week...she hates it when I call her that
I'm not saying my wife is a slag but even the labels in her knickers say Next!
I still don't believe it was Pancake day, last week. It's always creped up on me.
My wife's been complaining for hours about toothache. She's been going on and on about the pain, and how much she's afraid of the dentist.
I'd had enough, so I got a pair of pliers, stood on her forehead and yanked it out.
Let's see how much moaning she can do without a tongue!
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| I can't believe I lost a pub quiz (worth £50) last night on such on easy question
Who, in the 1970's, sang Tiger Feet.
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