I apologise if I caused offence, I know that I should try harder to be understanding of the ways of the 21st century.

Up until this morning I couldn't give a f***, but I have just done my companies 'Equality and Diversity Awareness' online training and I fell like a new man.

You fell? May be a claim there.

Speaking of training I recently completed my companies Business Continuity Training. As part of it we were expected to know and learn what certain procedures were. This one caught my eye:

[iDisaster Recovery Event (DRE)

An event designed to validated technical recovery procedures and the company's ability to recover its products and services within the RTO and RPO identified in the BIA and documented in the DRP.[/i

I am still trying to work out if whoever wrote it has a sense of humour or was serious.

You eagle eyed sod, I try to check before posting but this slipped the net.

Probably written by an ex-royal naval engineering officer by the look of it.

I do hope you didn't fall too far

I type far too fast, need to slow dwon !!

Or sitting in traffic with the LED brake lights blazing away!!

I haven't had my lights on at 4 o'clock all Summer so I'll be damned if I'm putting them on now.

Not a bad guess but more likely an ex-US Navy officer. It's an American company and the people they employ in areas such as that and security tend to be ex-military.

Round my way you they don't even need a bit of mist or rain to put their fog lights on. It seems to be in the code of boy racing that they drive around with the fog lights on. Really gets on my t1ts.

No offence caused at all so no need to apologise about it.