There's stiltons more of them...

ER, =#FF0000DISQUALIFIED, I already did that one

Emma Thaler and her man, Chego, were accused of standing in for Maggi, the high-roller, a while ago, but, from age, the kase was dropped.

I'm gouda get to the bottom of this story.

I'd have thought a bit of Dunlop would be the best option, grips to the surface as a good tyre should. Perfect for steering down slippy hills.

Mind you a prostitute friend of mine loves a cheese called Pantysgawn. She furcks in Abondance

You could start by asking the Laughing Cow.

Just seen some news reports on that on the BBC this morning.

Personally, I'm all in favour of idiots causing harm to themselves by doing stupid stunts and videoing themselves doing it. I don't care how funny a joke is, it's not as funny as seeing an idiot on a motorbike attempt a stunt and end up falling off and breaking his arms.

But in these ambulance chasing times, if the idiot performing the stunt can end up partially blaming someone else for what he did then he will.

I actually think the cops are right to warn this woman that she's putting herself at risk if she continued to supply the cheese. Better that the cops warn her than her being sued because some div has paralysed himself.

Would be fun to see them in the small claims court though,

"And how exactly did you come to fracture your spine, skull, both legs and damage your spleen to the extent that it had to be removed ?"

"I was chasing a cheese down a steep hill against the expressed instructions of an officer of the law"

Anyone wanting to do this must be 'crackers' anyway

You miss the point. What business is it of the police to offer advice on possible civil liability issues?

I wonder how they go on in Pamplona with H and S when they let the bulls loose?