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"You are working for Satan." [i:2886spie]Kirkstaller[/i:2886spie]
"Dare to know!" [i:2886spie]Immanuel Kant[/i:2886spie]
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive" [i:2886spie]Elbert Hubbard[/i:2886spie]
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." [i:2886spie]Oscar Wilde[/i:2886spie]
[url=http://thevoluptuousmanifesto.blogspot.co.uk:2886spie][color=#4000FF:2886spie]The Voluptuous Manifesto[/color:2886spie][/url:2886spie] – thoughts on all sorts of stuff.:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_1977.jpg |
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| Quote: Standee "... ever trust a slim butcher, or chef ...'"
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'when my life is over, the thing which will have given me greatest pride is that I was first to plunge into the sea, swimming freely underwater without any connection to the terrestrial world'
Yves Le Prieur, the real inventor of the aqualung: |
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| Always buy soap on a rope - My Grandad when I joined the navy  |
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Lager is for women and vicars.
Trust nothing you hear and only half of what you see.
Make sure you pay your rent, gas and electric. Everyone else can wait.
Just about the only advise my dear old pop ever gave me.
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[color=#FF4040:a05vbmvj][b:a05vbmvj]God is nothing more than an imaginary friend for grown ups.[/b:a05vbmvj][/color:a05vbmvj]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_5374.jpeg |
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Regret nothing, just don't do it again. It's called experience.
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Never do owt for nowt unless its for yourself.
Those that can do, those that can't teach.
God gave blokes a brain and a c*ck, but not enough blood to work them both at the same time !
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| Quote: Derwent "Those that can do, those that can't teach.'"
Probably one of the most rediculous "words of wisdom" ever.
If nobody taught, nobody would learn. |
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'when my life is over, the thing which will have given me greatest pride is that I was first to plunge into the sea, swimming freely underwater without any connection to the terrestrial world'
Yves Le Prieur, the real inventor of the aqualung: |
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| Quote: Standee "Probably one of the most rediculous "words of wisdom" ever.
If nobody taught, nobody would learn.'"
As a father of a teacher, I totally agree, it's a stupid phrase. |
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| Quote: El Barbudo "1. Never drink in a pub with a flat roof (Advice given to me either by JohnD or JerryChicken or possibly both)'"
It was he, but it is still true |
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Freedom without Socialism is privilege and injustice.
Socialism without freedom is slavery and brutality.:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_1136.jpg |
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| Quote: John_D "It was he, but it is still true'"
Maybe I heard it from him but via you.
He'd still be at the bar. |
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The older I get, the better I was
Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer - but wish we didn't
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy
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| Quote: El Barbudo "Maybe I heard it from him but via you.
He'd still be at the bar.'"
Looking for his purse? |
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My old boss from Texas always says; 'Time flies when you're drunk as hell..'
Not sure, but he may have stolen that from the TV series, Dallas.
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Rule of the 3 Fs:
If it flies, floats or does something else beginning with F, rent it. Don't buy it.
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When standing at a bar in a crowd of other people all waiting to be served, you have but two chances to catch the bar tenders eye, after that he thinks you're just standing there and you become invisible to him.
Life experience #42
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| Never take sleeping pills and laxatives before you go to bed  |
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When gambling: always walk away after a win.
When something/one es you off: if it won't matter in a month's time, don't stress it.
When drinking in rounds: never get the first round.
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