Quote: Ferocious Aardvark "I presume back in Biblical time, God must have been using something like Plague 1.0 which was a very primitive OS by today's standards and whilst effective on primitive minds, did not have anywhere near enough RAM to be anything other than a blunt instrument.
However surely in 2014 he must be on something like Plague 7 or Plague 8? Wouldn't this, especially given the advantage of infinite processing power, be able to target plagues like water or locusts or whatever just to the individuals who are for gay marriage, instead of every feckin body, including your entire local fan base?
Or couldn't he better still just send the relevant people a direct Tweet, or FB them?'"
Turns out he's running Plague Vista. He's trying to use his new Smite2014 application but it keeps telling him he's not got sufficient permissions.