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I see the new Margaret Thatcher movie, "Iron Lady" has been classified PG, apparently it's not suitable for miners.
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What has glasses and ruins your life? The bar I met my wife in.
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A man walks on to an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a minute he turns to her and asks "Can I smell your pussy?" The woman looks at him in disgust, and says "Certainly not." Oh," replies the man "It must be your feet then."
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My nextdoor neighbour has just knocked on my door saying she thinks someone has been stealing her underwear off the washing line ..... I almost shat her knickers
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Now that Blacks have gone into administration is this our winter of discount tent ?
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[quote="JWP":2j6vfnh9]Smith> Jesus[/quote:2j6vfnh9]
[quote="boz the warrior":2j6vfnh9]lee briers is a nice person whoooo luck at lee forming a scrum the wire bum banger[/quote:2j6vfnh9]
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What's the difference between Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother?
Nothing.
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Bob Holness hasn't been in Heaven two minutes and already Amy Winehouse is pestering him with "Can I have an E please Bob?"
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Divers searching the stricken liner Costa Concordia have found two Glaswegians in the bar.
They told the divers to f*ck off, they're on All Inclusive.
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[quote="JWP":2j6vfnh9]Smith> Jesus[/quote:2j6vfnh9]
[quote="boz the warrior":2j6vfnh9]lee briers is a nice person whoooo luck at lee forming a scrum the wire bum banger[/quote:2j6vfnh9]
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Just bought a raffle ticket to win a cruise in the Mediterranean.
Last Weeks Was A Rollover...
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In bed watching the telly . There was a bulletin about the Costa Concordia and the presenter mentioned that it was lying on it's side with a gash the size of a tennis court . I just happened to glance at the wife . Boy did she kick off .
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Bolton by birth,
Irish by blood,
LEYTHER by heart and soul!!
[quote="BBC Sport":suio7kr3]30/04/06 "Some of W*gan's travelling fans headed towards the exit before it was even over.".................no change there then!![/quote:suio7kr3]
[quote="Wembley71":suio7kr3].....They are our people. Drummond, Costello, Manfredi, Svabic, Martyn, Street, Tickle, Patel, Mossop, Horo, Bristow, Leuleui, Varley, Fleary, Rivett, Tabern, Doran, Woods, Donlan, Wilshire, Leaefa, Hansen, Sale, Murphy… these are all my people.
As a Leyther, you’re one of us the moment you come here to wear the shirt. I don't care where you were born, what colour you are, what religion you are, what language you speak. You're one of us, part of our culture, writing our history as you create your own, and making us stronger for it....[/quote:suio7kr3]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_10303.jpg |
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The reason there are no male Agony Aunts
[iDear Jim,
Last week I left for work as normal but having only gone a mile my car broke down. So, I walked home again and, arriving unexpectedly, I found my 16yr old babysitter handcuffed to the bed, in her school uniform, with my husband bent over her!
I am devastated. Could you offer me any advice please?
Sally[/i
[iDear Sally,
A common cause for this is dirt in your carburettor. Try to avoid letting your fuel level to drop too low in the tank.
Hope this helps
JIM[/i
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Bolton by birth,
Irish by blood,
LEYTHER by heart and soul!!
[quote="BBC Sport":suio7kr3]30/04/06 "Some of W*gan's travelling fans headed towards the exit before it was even over.".................no change there then!![/quote:suio7kr3]
[quote="Wembley71":suio7kr3].....They are our people. Drummond, Costello, Manfredi, Svabic, Martyn, Street, Tickle, Patel, Mossop, Horo, Bristow, Leuleui, Varley, Fleary, Rivett, Tabern, Doran, Woods, Donlan, Wilshire, Leaefa, Hansen, Sale, Murphy… these are all my people.
As a Leyther, you’re one of us the moment you come here to wear the shirt. I don't care where you were born, what colour you are, what religion you are, what language you speak. You're one of us, part of our culture, writing our history as you create your own, and making us stronger for it....[/quote:suio7kr3]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_10303.jpg |
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I phoned a toy shop earlier.
"Do you have any Airfix models of Italian Cruise liners?" I asked.
"Yes, we've got one in stock" says the assistant.
"Excellent" says I. "Can you put it on one side for me?"
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When I was young I asked my mother
What will I be ?
Wil I be pretty ?
Will I be rich ?
Here's what she said to me .....
I think we should have a chat son .
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George Michael has sympathised with the captain of the stricken Italian liner saying . . .
'I'm often left abandoned and lying on my side with a badly damaged bottom and dead seamen inside me after a nights cruising...
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The current plight of the Costa Concordia reminds me of a comment made by Churchill.
After his retirement he was cruising the Mediterranean on an Italian cruise liner and some Italian journalists asked why an ex British Prime Minister should chose an Italian ship.
“There are three things I like about being on an Italian cruise ship” said Churchill.
“First their cuisine is unsurpassed. Second their service is superb. And then, in time of emergency, there is none of this nonsense about women and children first”.
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