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Bolton by birth, Irish by blood, LEYTHER by heart and soul!! [quote="BBC Sport":suio7kr3]30/04/06 "Some of W*gan's travelling fans headed towards the exit before it was even over.".................no change there then!![/quote:suio7kr3] [quote="Wembley71":suio7kr3].....They are our people. Drummond, Costello, Manfredi, Svabic, Martyn, Street, Tickle, Patel, Mossop, Horo, Bristow, Leuleui, Varley, Fleary, Rivett, Tabern, Doran, Woods, Donlan, Wilshire, Leaefa, Hansen, Sale, Murphy… these are all my people. As a Leyther, you’re one of us the moment you come here to wear the shirt. I don't care where you were born, what colour you are, what religion you are, what language you speak. You're one of us, part of our culture, writing our history as you create your own, and making us stronger for it....[/quote:suio7kr3]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_10303.jpg



Bill Kenwright has announced that due to the coin throwing in last Saturday's derby, David Moyes now has £3.76 to spend in the January transfer window....

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Wayne Rooney has said how gutted he is about being sent off in the 32nd minute in Englands game tonight.

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The pervert wards of all Englands prisons will be watching England's match tonight, after Cappello announced both Young and Bent will be playing

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Quote: PrestonSaint "Wayne Rooney has said how gutted he is about being sent off in the 32nd minute in Englands game tonight.'"


Now if you'd said 20 minutes from the end..............

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Quote: PrestonSaint "Wayne Rooney has said how gutted he is about being sent off in the 32nd minute in Englands game tonight.'"



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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash.

Now we have no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash. icon_sad.gif

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Steve McBanana walks into his local Burger King and says "Give me two whoppers"

So the girl on the till says "O.K. England are going to win the 4 nations, and Michael McIlorum is international class"

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This one from my daughter. Why did spock visit the toilet? He wanted to see the captains log

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Paul McCartney has had his first row with his new wife. He has complained she is spending twice as much on shoes as his last one!!!

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"What did one BlackBerry user say to the other BlackBerry user? Nothing.

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A bloke goes into a Fancy Dress shop and the shop assistant holds out an England Rugby Union kit for him. He says no no i said i want to look like a count not a C.

Finish it yourselfs.

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Quote: Road To Nowhere "Paul McCartney has had his first row with his new wife. He has complained she is spending twice as much on shoes as his last one!!!'"


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Was walking in the Tesco entrance earlier, when I read their motto, 'Why Pay More?'

"Good point," I thought... "Asda it is then."

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Everybody is raving about, 'The only way is Essex.'
Personally I prefer, 'The only way is Liverpool...'

Or Crimewatch as it's better known.

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