Obviously the first and last are laughable grifters (but who can blame them for cashing in when their audience repeatedly buys the **** they're selling?))

However I'd actually be ok with a staunch Remainer like Clarkson being in charge.

Sure he may be a bit too pro car but he'd continue to fool the moron wing of our country that for various simplistic reasons think he agrees with them when he really doesn't. Under that cover he'd be able to enact some grown up legislation that will pass over most Quitters heads.

You call yourself a patriot buying a German car, what about all those who sacrificed their lives defending your future freedoms just so you can buy an Audi.

Your mum sounds quite a catch.
What happened to your dad or were you the product of a sperm bank donation?

Don’t no him

Mum is beautiful tho she a ace grandma to my brothers kids and can keep up wi them even tho she is 38 years old!

You what weirdo? You calling my car a traitor?

This tickled me