Quote: Scarlet Pimpernell "I am improving without any line dancing but going on holiday abroad. I am afraid the fact you are only on letter A of the “Boys Own Annual of The World” after so many years will mean it will be quite sometime before you reach my actual holiday spot. If I had known your study of the topic was so slow I may have gone to a country beginning with A but not Albania like you suggested or Afghanistan which is another country beginning with A.
What about Antigua that’s a long way away you know and yes I have been but not to Barbuda. I have also been to Aruba and America which is technically North America so don’t bother rushing to your book collection.'"
Bloody hell SP, I fear that you may be turning into a left wing version of Portillo, it's not Bradshaw's guide in your pocket, is it ?