Quote Standee="Standee"when you next get Rats, buy them a boat and a waistcoat, introduce them to toad and badger, they can have spiffing adventures.
or smack it with a shovel
up to you'"
Hopefully there won't be a "next", when we were dragging some cardboard boxes out of a corner of the garage where they had been nesting (and boy did they stink), one of them disintegrated so I put a new box underneath it and tipped the old box up so that the shredded up nesting material would slide out - out slid a rat and fell into the new box, so now I had a big cardboard box with a very angry rat in it, and a rake in my hand.
The wife asked if it was a mouse and I was sort of hoping it was but when I looked inside the box there was no way that I could pass it off as a mouse but even with a captive rat and a rake in my hand I couldn't kill it so I threw a bag of bait in the box and sealed the lid.
Next morning the bait was gone and so was the rat, we saw at least three in the garage and they took a full box of 24 packs of bait, but we never found a body and frankly I don't care as long as their children don't come back.
How the hell people keep them as pets in their houses is beyond me, they smell so bad you'd have to wear a peg on your nose all day long, or be weird.