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any chance of an invite mate ?

I managed to decimate beans on toast last night !

can any one suggest a good book for beginners ? ie "How to Cook" or similar?

Ermmm....I think you'll find that is the organised famous Tartan Army march through Paris from the Eiffel Tower to the Parc des Princes. Led by a pipe band. (not a hooligan in sight)

Oh, and we won that one, 0 - 1. (Euro qualifier 2007)

We decided not to qualify a bit like the Wally with the Brolly and his lot.
Mind you, we had Italy, France and Ukraine in our qualifying group, unlike the p!ss easier group the English had for being seeded. (and still failed to make it).