2051.jpgThe older I get, the better I was
Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer - but wish we didn't
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy
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kirkstaller wrote: "All DNA shows is that we have a common creator."
cod'ead wrote: "I have just snotted weissbier all over my keyboard & screen"
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"No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin." - Aneurin Bevan:2051.jpg
52839_1329321876.gif[b:9n4araj5]Michelangelo, [i:9n4araj5]1475-1564.[/i:9n4araj5][/b:9n4araj5]
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Every block of stone has a statue inside it and it is the task of the sculptor to discover it.
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they ended up getting stuck in a checked in suitcase, however the inflatable sex doll with detachable wang went in my backpack as carry on.
Annoyingly, the wang was supposed to be going in my mates rucksack but for some reason he decided he didn't want to go through the x ray machine with that in his bag.
Guess who set the metal detector off and had his bag looked through as well.
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