A few of Clints best

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Dying aint much of a living boy!

Right turn Clyde



And of course...

Go ahead punk... Make my day!

Not forgetting,"Are you goin` to pull those pistols,or whistle Dixie?"

"You're right, she does taste like a peach"

(If Patricia Arquette tastes like peach, does she count as one of your five a day, and where can I get some?)

Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.

"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!"

Gonzales: There is one question, Inspector Callahan: Why do they call you "Dirty Harry"?
De Georgio: Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it.
Gonzales: How does he feel about Mexicans?
De Georgio: Ask him.
Harry Callahan: Especially Spics.

She looks delicious in it, my word

" And finally on drums , Mica ' don't f... With me ' Wallace , ladies and gentlemen , I give you , The Commitments "

From THE finest music , nay THE finest film ever

Joan Sims "Lets go outside (Brighton Promenade), there's a cracking frontier!"

Sid James (Points to Joan Sims' chest) "There's a cracking front THERE, and all!"

And another from Outlaw Josey Wales.-''Don't down my back and tell me it's raining''.John Vernon as Fletcher.

John Belushi in Animal House

'did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour'

Carry On,Don't Lose Your Head

Camembert: I'm Camembert! I'm the big cheese!

or

The Black Fingernail: Come, my dear, let's take a walk in the arbour.
Desiree Dubarry: Blaimy! I didn't know we were so near the sea.

or

Camembert: Remember you must be circumspect.
Bidet: Oh, I was Sir. When I was a baby.