Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost me a four hundred dollar handcart.

A wed wose. How womantic

Pink Panther Strikes Again...

Clouseau: Tell me do you have a reum?
Hotel Clerk: I do not know what a 'reum' is.
Clouseau Zimmer.
Hotel Clerk: Ah, a 'rooooom'.
Clouseau: That is what I have been saying, you idiot. Reum. Zimmer.

and few from Sexy Beast amongst numerous in the film

Don Logan : I know a bloke, who knows a bloke, who knows a bloke. Now, you know this bloke."
Gal Dove : Do I?
Don Logan : This is a bloke you know.
and
Don : What's that?
Gal : It's a goat,they're a f**king nuisance.
Don : What's it lookin' at me for?

There are a few funny ones from this movie, but are likely to be frowned upon and get you a ban

[iSorry boys, all the stitches in the world can't sew me together again. Lay down... lay down. Gonna stretch me out in Fernandez funeral home on the Hun and Ninth street. Always knew I'd make a stop there, but a lot later than a whole gang of people thought... Last of the Moh-Ricans... well maybe not the last. Gail's gonna be a good mom... New improved Carlito Brigante... Hope she uses the money to get out. No room in this city for big hearts like hers... Sorry baby, I tried the best I could, honest... Can't come with me on this trip, Loaf. Getting the shakes now, last call for drinks, bars closing down... Sun's out, where are we going for breakfast? Don't wanna go far. Rough night, tired baby... Tired...[/i

I considered posting one but thought better of it.

I dont know what is said but Bill Murray's whisper into Scarlet Johansson's ear before she sheds a tear in down town Tokyo is one of the best moments in cinema.

Jack Nicholson - 'What if this is as good as it gets?' in 'As good as it gets.'

More Coens, No Country For Old Men

Llewelyn Moss: If I don't come back, tell mother I love her.
Carla Jean Moss: Your mother's dead, Llewelyn.
Llewelyn Moss: Well then I'll tell her myself.

Wendell: It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?
Ed Tom Bell: If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here.

Carla Jean Moss: Sheriff, was that a true story about Charlie Walser?
Ed Tom Bell: I couldn't swear to every detail but it's certainly true that it is a story.

Discussing bodies left after a drug gang shooting
Ed Tom Bell:I'd say these boys died of natural causes.
Wendell:How's that, sheriff?
Ed Tom Bell:Natural to the line of work they were in.

Hedley Lamarr to Lili von stup - shut up YOU TEUTONIC TW@T.

Bernie: Tommy, you can't do this! You don't bump guys! You're not like those animals back there. It's not right, Tom! They can't make us do this. It's the wrong situation, they can't make us different people than we are. We're not muscle, Tom. I... I... I... never killed anybody. I used a little information for a chisel, that's all. It's my nature, Tom! I... I... I... can't help it, somebody gives me an angle, I play it. I don't deserve to die for that. Do you think I do?

[Tom doesn't answer, he just keeps walking

Bernie: I'm... I'm... I'm just a grifter, Tom. I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm an nobody! But I'll tell you what, I never crossed a friend, Tom. I never killed anybody, I never crossed a friend, nor you, I'll bet. We're not like those animals! This is not us! Th... th... this is some hop dream! It's a dream, Tommy! I'm praying to you! I can't die! I can't die... out here in the woods, like a dumb animal! In the woods, LIKE A DUMB ANIMAL! Like a dumb animal! I can't... I can't... I CAN'T DIE OUT HERE IN THE WOODS!... like a dumb animal. I can't... die!

[Bernie falls to his knees, praying

Bernie
Bernie: I'm praying to you! Look in your heart. I'm praying to you... look in your heart... look in your heart! You can't kill me... look in your heart.

Stef: Data where are you going?
Data: I'm setting booty traps.
Stef: You mean booby traps?
Data: THATS WHAT I SAID! BOOBY TRAPS! God. These Guys!