The Mrs and I decided to go out for a night on the tiles last night, We walked past a sy new restaurant in the Centre of Chester. "Did you smell that food, it smelt incredible ?"she commented I agreed, the smells were delicious. Being the nice guy I am I thought "Sod it I'll treat her" So we walked past it again.

Both Jack Rodwell and Amanda Knox have had their decisions overturned this week. One has wasted 4 years of their life, trapped and unable to further their career....and the other one's been in a prison in Italy

Steve Jobs death has shaken apple right down to it's core.

Bill Kenwright has announced that due to the coin throwing in last Saturday's derby, David Moyes now has £3.76 to spend in the January transfer window....

Wayne Rooney has said how gutted he is about being sent off in the 32nd minute in Englands game tonight.

The pervert wards of all Englands prisons will be watching England's match tonight, after Cappello announced both Young and Bent will be playing

Now if you'd said 20 minutes from the end..............

fair effort, you were only 40 minutes out

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash.

Now we have no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash.

Steve McBanana walks into his local Burger King and says "Give me two whoppers"

So the girl on the till says "O.K. England are going to win the 4 nations, and Michael McIlorum is international class"